14 March 2009

RadioHead Disses Mullet Princess

A conflict of words has developed between pretty and popular teen bopper superstar Miley Cyrus and the rock group Radiohead, who apparently declined a private audience with her backstage at the Grammys.

In an interview on the 'Johnjay & Rich Interview' radio show, Miley complained bitterly about Radiohead's refusal to take advantage of their once-in-a-lifetime chance to be with true greatness.

An attempt was made by your writer to like, listen to the actual Miley radio interview on, like, Youtube, but like, it was beyond unbearable after, like, 30 seconds...

Radiohead responded with this statement: "When Miley grows up, she'll learn not to have such a sense of entitlement..." (Those Brits really think they're something.)

Miley plans to embark on a hate campaign against Radiohead, which will include NOT inviting them to her annual fundraising gala for Proud of What We've Got , a nonprofit organization committed to supporting the right of young girls to appear in skimpy clothes on the Net, of which Miley is honorary 'Chair-gal.' Incidently, Miley turned to the wisdom of her father for creating the organization's slogan, and after days of deep contemplation at his Kentucky compound, Shake-N-Break came up with the brilliant 'Cuz We Don't Hurt No One.'

2 comments:

Riley:) said...

Hey! this is Riley, Hannah's friend, and i was wondering if anyone in your fam has facebook??

Case & Kani Herrington said...

Hi Riley!

This is Hannah's Dad, Casey. She is gone to see her grandparents, we took her to IAH last night. I don't know about facebook but we will tell her you wrote.

Incidently, we would like to come see you guys soon, or maybe fly you down for a visit. Would you like that? C


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