'More People Have Read This T-shirt Than Your Blog'

This family blog is written for the purposes of celebrating our children and their successes, poking light-hearted fun at ourselves, and to ridicule those more fortunate than us. Written from a male point of view, there are no recipes, no meditations, no list of '20 Reasons Why I Celebrate the Sunshine Today.' Words like precious or fabulous are never used, no flowery prints or pastels. Pretty music is not played, not even a holiday-time "Yoo-hoo," ala Amy Grant. The entries written are intended to crudely release the delinquent inner child in the writer, and are meant to be as irreverent as humanly possible. All entries are the genuine opinion of the writer, are original, and are factual. Maybe.