I knew that today was going to be a great day. FOXsports.com announces that finally the universe can function again, because the Dallas Cowboys have awoken from their long stupor, and booted everyone's favorite charm school graduate, Terrell Owens. Terrell has several exciting ideas for his future: to star in Dallas County Lock-up Bling, a true-to-life reality show co-hosted by Dennis Rodman, or, run his very own dog-fighting ring in the Bahamas, or, start his own signature cologne line, Love Juice.
A few weeks back, another charm-schooler, Jerry Jones, was quick to put the metroplex's fears to rest on the subject of Terrell, with this telling statement to the press:
"You and I both know that the one you're asking about all the time, if I gave you the answer you want to hear, then you would've already had it. So the fact you don't have it ought to tell you something. It really should."
(???) I think that Jerry shouldn't rule out the future possibility of running for Congress.
FOX says that Owens will count about $9 million against the Cowboy's salary cap. To me, that's about 9 million reasons to be rid of him. And this latest move also should help Tony Romo to better concentrate on what HE should be doing. It really should.
In Waikiki, Feb 2010
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