Chasey's Reverse Psychology Top 10 List

#10) "Chase, DON'T come here! Chase!"

#9) "Chase, please put (insert irreplacable item here)in the toilet & bury at sea."

#8) "Chase, I'm on the phone. Please scream louder. Helps me concentrate."

#7) "Chase, here's the sharpies, there's the dining room wall. Go be Picaso."

#6) "Chase, PLEASE take the remote & channel surf during the Superbowl."

#5) "Chase, the tub water. We'd like it on the tile. Can you make it happen?"

#4) "Is that the furthest you can pull the tissue paper off the roll?
Go for it! Pretend you're in Cirque du Soleil."

#3) "Chase, I LOVE being sprayed when I change you! How refreshing!"

#2) "Chase, company's coming, need your toys 'sklewn' everywhere please."

AND THE #1 EXAMPLE of REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY...

"Go play hide and seek with Mommy & Daddy's passports."