The People Have Spoken: On to the isles of Spam

With only 24 minutes left in THE HERRINGTON HACIENDA WHERE IN THE WORLD SHOULD WE GO FOR SPRING BREAK poll, the votes are in, and the clear winner is Hawaii, with 62% of votes. Kiss a moose's puss in Canada took 2nd place with 37%, and maraca shakin' in Brazil a dismal 12%.

Now we can make an educated vacation choice, thanks to viewers like you. If we go to HNL, we can overnight in Los Angeles. Last time we were there, Kani and I brought back pictures of us on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, where we came across a guy dressed like Johnny Depp. When we got home, we convinced Hannah that he was actually the 'real Johnny Depp.' We never told her the truth. So perhaps if we see him again, we will have the chance to perpetuate this cruel, deliberate, deceptive manipulation of our only daughter. Tons of fun!!